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Friday, April 25, 2014

Day the 25th--ABCB Poem--Got an Itch?

Okay, all you women can understand and commiserate with me on this one.

GOT AN ITCH?

There's a hair in my cleavage
I can't get it out
It's driving me crazy
And I'm ready to shout.


I'm here in the public
And nothing will help
But wiggle and fidget
And try not to yelp.




So when I see others
Who cannot sit still
I think hair removal
Might just fill the bill 




And now you're feeling all itchy too, aren't you?
© 2014 by H. Linn Murphy

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