A. Alligators and Other Arresting Annoyances
All alligators arrived at eight
After arranging for a plate
Of apples, mangoes and a dog
A couple okra and a frog.
They dined on Mentos, quince, and tripe
And shot some skeet and hunted snipe.
Their golf game was a huge success,
Although the greens were left a mess.
They partied to the night's wee hours
Roller skating, taking showers.
Someone notified police
All gators paid a quid apiece.
The aggravated reptiles cried,
"We will not be pacified!
We want our fun to be complete
With ample food and play replete!"
The p'licemen frowned and pointed out.
The alligators turned, all were a-pout.
Then, just like that, they went away,
At the weary start of day.
All furry cuteness
Until they scamper