Turnips
Lord's punishment
For liking mint chip ice cream
Try choking them down. I dare you.
Mom's potato trick. Bleah!
(My mom once whipped turnips to look like smashed potatoes, which so enraged my father that he slopped his entire mound back into the bowl. We kids took that as cart blanch to do the same thing. Poor deluded Mom.)
(My mom once whipped turnips to look like smashed potatoes, which so enraged my father that he slopped his entire mound back into the bowl. We kids took that as cart blanch to do the same thing. Poor deluded Mom.)
© 2019 by H. Linn Murphy
Ice cream
Food for the soul
Makes up for a host of wrongs
Your reward in the Afterlife
If you stop pounding sibs.
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